Valentine Contingency Plan

As we all know its feburary and well that means certain holidays will be coming up such as valentines day, now prolly most of you guys have remembered that this is the time to kiss ass and well give gifts to our girlfriends to later avoid a grueling argument, or a deprevation of a needed past time *the special hugg*. As u can prolly tell ive been train very well by older sister on what girls like and ive been tested SEVERAL times with mega ultra crazy girlfriends. Anyhows im a guy and a college student and i can understand why some guys just dont do the nice ideas, they are crazy expensive. Well i feel ur pain and here are some really good ideas and ways to cut corners. Enjoy

Kool idea:
Bouquet of flowers
How to be a cheap ass:
Raid nieghbors lawn for flowers (Note: then get big sheet of white paper to wrap them with to make it look like u bought it)

Kool idea:
Get some colored chalk and write something nice on the sidewalk ( Note: for best effect go for a walk OR have her look down on it from a second story)
How to be a cheap ass:
Steal the chalk from class

Kool idea:
Get scented candles ... dunno why but chicks dig candles
How to be a cheap ass:
get those little tiny survivor light candles, u no the ones , there white and have that metal cup , the ones u can get like 50 for like 2 bucks, then spray ur air freshener

Kool idea:
Buy Some godiva chocolates or her favorite chocolate , along with a nice liquor( baileys irish creme, a coffee liquoer... etc u got the pix right?)
How to be a cheap ass:
Go to sees and keep on jukeing the ladies for free samples... ull eventually get enough just raid other locations =)

Kool idea:
Hide a postit note somewhere with a simple saying( Note: do may do the standard i love u, happy vday, blah blah blah u get the pix =) , OH yeah DONT put it on the REFRIGERATOR thats just retarded hahaha)
How to be a cheap ass:
Ask some one for a business card and write onthe back ur note... hey at least she got the message=)

Kool idea:
Get some nice massage oils, and give her a nice back massage, Place damp towels in crock pot to keep warm use the towels to relax her( note: put some lemon or eucliptus oil in the crock pot to give a nice soothing scent).
How to be a cheap ass:
Find your lotion... yeah u know what im talking about, microwave it for like 5 secs to warm it up and use that to do the massage, Also the towels just micro wave them too remember damp not soaking wet.

Kool idea:
Get some Nice designer jewerly
How to be a cheap ass:
Get cheap ass jewerly and put it in a really expensive looking box =)

Hopfully this gave u guys some helpful tips for valentines.
Later cheap asses