In the ideal world
As some of you may know in my first blog ever i set out my goals and what thier current status was. Well in the ideal world i believe this is how i would like each of them to be achieve.
The story Begins:
Little Erik was a lonely boy he never got to be a popular kid. *Awww* But within him grew a big bitterness and pain, where he shared in his book, for a long time this book burned a hole in his wallet, and he finally decided to get it published and asked Mr.Publisher to get it done. YAY Erik now has a published book, it becomes a top best seller, and as Erik rakes in the cash he thinks about it and decided to use his old poems he wrote in those miserable years and use his credibility from the new best seller book to sqeeze as much money for his 15 mintues of fame. After his popularity and paychecks stoped, Erik thought to himself and said Damn i wish i had a army of cybernectic peguins to take over canada, and he used his money from the book and his know how from star trek and terminators movies to build his massive army. Eventually he gets a break through and Achieve his glorious army. Erik then trains his peguin minions with his perfected martial art loosey based off of bad kung fu movie and watching the karate kid one to many times, "The Crane style cripple stick kung fu". Armed with his army and since peguins are not covered under human rights law i march towards the country that is canada where its bounty of trees will allow me to monopolize the tooth pick and toilet paper industry thereby setting up my funds for world conquest. With little resistance from the canadian mounty's my peguins quickly take over. As newly appointed ruler of canada I use national budget as my personal tabb and order abs of steel soo i can get my 6 six =) , and fix up my car, trucks, and motorcycles. As a benevolent ruler i then seek out all the guys more handsome than me and beat them with the ultimate ugly stick. Then ivite some friends(harold, chris, kevin your invited) over to canada where hopfully they can improve thier dating situations. We then cruise the streets with my tricked out 90 camry ferrari killer machine. And try out luck. As a ruler i then restrict freedom of speech just a little by banning the word Hella to ever be spoken under punsihment of beating by ugly stick =). And as for all my goals there is one left, and that is to find the reason why crazy chicks dig me, from this i can only conclude read this blogg and all shall be answered =).
Anyhow thats how Erik took over canada and he lived happily ever after >=P
The story Begins:
Little Erik was a lonely boy he never got to be a popular kid. *Awww* But within him grew a big bitterness and pain, where he shared in his book, for a long time this book burned a hole in his wallet, and he finally decided to get it published and asked Mr.Publisher to get it done. YAY Erik now has a published book, it becomes a top best seller, and as Erik rakes in the cash he thinks about it and decided to use his old poems he wrote in those miserable years and use his credibility from the new best seller book to sqeeze as much money for his 15 mintues of fame. After his popularity and paychecks stoped, Erik thought to himself and said Damn i wish i had a army of cybernectic peguins to take over canada, and he used his money from the book and his know how from star trek and terminators movies to build his massive army. Eventually he gets a break through and Achieve his glorious army. Erik then trains his peguin minions with his perfected martial art loosey based off of bad kung fu movie and watching the karate kid one to many times, "The Crane style cripple stick kung fu". Armed with his army and since peguins are not covered under human rights law i march towards the country that is canada where its bounty of trees will allow me to monopolize the tooth pick and toilet paper industry thereby setting up my funds for world conquest. With little resistance from the canadian mounty's my peguins quickly take over. As newly appointed ruler of canada I use national budget as my personal tabb and order abs of steel soo i can get my 6 six =) , and fix up my car, trucks, and motorcycles. As a benevolent ruler i then seek out all the guys more handsome than me and beat them with the ultimate ugly stick. Then ivite some friends(harold, chris, kevin your invited) over to canada where hopfully they can improve thier dating situations. We then cruise the streets with my tricked out 90 camry ferrari killer machine. And try out luck. As a ruler i then restrict freedom of speech just a little by banning the word Hella to ever be spoken under punsihment of beating by ugly stick =). And as for all my goals there is one left, and that is to find the reason why crazy chicks dig me, from this i can only conclude read this blogg and all shall be answered =).
Anyhow thats how Erik took over canada and he lived happily ever after >=P
u no a good imagination is a wonderful thing *grin*
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