The Roses are Red interps

Of all sweet and simple poems nothing can beat the Roses are Red verses But over the years ive heard many interps of this classic poem. Here are some that i thought were sweet funny or just wut the FUCK?

Traditional

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
No one can be as lovely as you

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Ill bend on one knee to be with you

Spiteful
Roses are Red
Assholes are Black
Why is your front as flat as your back?

Roses are Red
Pickles are Green
Your loose as a door knob and YOUR FUCKIN MEAN!

Roses are Red
Tires are Black
Some girls are cool, but your ass is whack!

Roses are Red,
Whales are Blue,
Whales can grow large, but not quite like you!

Plea
Roses are Red
Liquorish is Black
I'm really sorry PLEASE TAKE ME BACK???

Roses are Red
Acorns are Brown
Why dont you flip that frown upside down
(Note: this one is reallllllly stretching it hahaha)

I dunno if you guys reading this realized but yeah do you think this follows the track of a relationship? Sweet at first, then fighting during hte middle and then the make up ? AWWW the circle of life. Simba got nothing on this man =)