Another writing

The living Journey

Life is but a dream where endless opportunities reign
It reflects the growth of trees: wise, and awesome in their stature
Each twist and turn within its branches is a reflection of the struggle to reach for a goal
Wasted space is not part-taken for the goal of light is never forgotten
When the branches die there are no tears of sorrow
Life is prevailing and birth disrupts death
Like the legendary phoenix who rises from the ashes
A tree can always stand as a example of the life we lead
It is born from the light that warms us
It grows looking for an unattainable sun as though knowing our internal plea to reach for the stars
Its branches reflect our veins as passion flows through our hearts
But what can reflect our love?
Nothing but the shadows it bestows gently blinding us of our misfortune but giving us a needed oasis on a hot summer day
It glimmers as the wind of faith breaks the stillness of the leaves above
It will always remain as long as light exists
So why are so many lost in the mystic night failing to see our own shadow
I don’t know

Dunno where this is coming from but ehh no one reads this crap anyway =)

When fairy Tales Rocked

Cinderella always had her prince charming, dopey had no beard. Ever since we are little we observe and learn from these excursions into imaginations bound. Some mystify us into a curiosity that we have never felt before having questions like: what was happily ever after? what happened to those dwarfs?, did Cinderella have kids? When we grow up we often lose the insights that we all had once looking back when times were different. Didn't the world seem just that much bigger? Did our lives seem that less important? Now the tables have been turned? We are the beginnings; we are the endings of our generation before us. Their product of hard work and dedication. How miniscule our once impossible ambitions were, I will be president, I will be the next Batman, or superman... how time flies. And how our views progress. Looking back on the days when fairy tales rocked. Are times cherished, and the days of naptime are over and the days of business are just beginning. Never forget those stories of Cinderella, for that is our childhood, and if we ever want to accomplish anything, look at the past and renew.

Written A long as time ago im pretty sure in the 90's sometime

A life lesson

Born with in us is an inherit beauty; pure intentions with a compassionate heart. As we grow older our lives become clouded with displays of pain, destruction, and fear. Counter intuitive to our beliefs our inherit beauty creates armor black and dingy in design too ward off the evil that surrounds us. Hearing each breath and with narrowed vision you are caged within isolated from the world. As days become years the armor becomes your friend, it’s a struggle to keep it shiny and clean so others wont notice you’re wearing it, but always remembering it was the dingy armor you created years ago to protect you from the outside world, to protect the vital insides of your purity. But as you waste away in the armor you realize that your purity can never escape because the world is horrible, and you grow bitter, even desperate, and begin to rot. Soon the very thing you thought would protect you has turned you into the beast you never wanted to be. You find that the black and dingy armor now reflects your feeling within and evil has won. And you wonder could I have done this different.

The moral is:

Though life is harsh with evil surroundings you can not run away from your problems, you can’t run away from life. If you run away and hide in your armor it will only be your prison. You must find the good in evil situations. Because the true test of purity is not to escape pain destruction and fear, but to face it head on while keeping your ideals close to your heart.

How this relates to Valentines:
We all have barriers, but sometime those barriers are the very thing that destroys relationships. Provide Trust because in the end when all has been said and done... that is the only thing that matters. Face your fears, and one day you will be rewarded.

The Roses are Red interps

Of all sweet and simple poems nothing can beat the Roses are Red verses But over the years ive heard many interps of this classic poem. Here are some that i thought were sweet funny or just wut the FUCK?

Traditional

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
No one can be as lovely as you

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Ill bend on one knee to be with you

Spiteful
Roses are Red
Assholes are Black
Why is your front as flat as your back?

Roses are Red
Pickles are Green
Your loose as a door knob and YOUR FUCKIN MEAN!

Roses are Red
Tires are Black
Some girls are cool, but your ass is whack!

Roses are Red,
Whales are Blue,
Whales can grow large, but not quite like you!

Plea
Roses are Red
Liquorish is Black
I'm really sorry PLEASE TAKE ME BACK???

Roses are Red
Acorns are Brown
Why dont you flip that frown upside down
(Note: this one is reallllllly stretching it hahaha)

I dunno if you guys reading this realized but yeah do you think this follows the track of a relationship? Sweet at first, then fighting during hte middle and then the make up ? AWWW the circle of life. Simba got nothing on this man =)

In the ideal world

As some of you may know in my first blog ever i set out my goals and what thier current status was. Well in the ideal world i believe this is how i would like each of them to be achieve.

The story Begins:
Little Erik was a lonely boy he never got to be a popular kid. *Awww* But within him grew a big bitterness and pain, where he shared in his book, for a long time this book burned a hole in his wallet, and he finally decided to get it published and asked Mr.Publisher to get it done. YAY Erik now has a published book, it becomes a top best seller, and as Erik rakes in the cash he thinks about it and decided to use his old poems he wrote in those miserable years and use his credibility from the new best seller book to sqeeze as much money for his 15 mintues of fame. After his popularity and paychecks stoped, Erik thought to himself and said Damn i wish i had a army of cybernectic peguins to take over canada, and he used his money from the book and his know how from star trek and terminators movies to build his massive army. Eventually he gets a break through and Achieve his glorious army. Erik then trains his peguin minions with his perfected martial art loosey based off of bad kung fu movie and watching the karate kid one to many times, "The Crane style cripple stick kung fu". Armed with his army and since peguins are not covered under human rights law i march towards the country that is canada where its bounty of trees will allow me to monopolize the tooth pick and toilet paper industry thereby setting up my funds for world conquest. With little resistance from the canadian mounty's my peguins quickly take over. As newly appointed ruler of canada I use national budget as my personal tabb and order abs of steel soo i can get my 6 six =) , and fix up my car, trucks, and motorcycles. As a benevolent ruler i then seek out all the guys more handsome than me and beat them with the ultimate ugly stick. Then ivite some friends(harold, chris, kevin your invited) over to canada where hopfully they can improve thier dating situations. We then cruise the streets with my tricked out 90 camry ferrari killer machine. And try out luck. As a ruler i then restrict freedom of speech just a little by banning the word Hella to ever be spoken under punsihment of beating by ugly stick =). And as for all my goals there is one left, and that is to find the reason why crazy chicks dig me, from this i can only conclude read this blogg and all shall be answered =).

Anyhow thats how Erik took over canada and he lived happily ever after >=P

u no a good imagination is a wonderful thing *grin*

Valentine Contingency Plan

As we all know its feburary and well that means certain holidays will be coming up such as valentines day, now prolly most of you guys have remembered that this is the time to kiss ass and well give gifts to our girlfriends to later avoid a grueling argument, or a deprevation of a needed past time *the special hugg*. As u can prolly tell ive been train very well by older sister on what girls like and ive been tested SEVERAL times with mega ultra crazy girlfriends. Anyhows im a guy and a college student and i can understand why some guys just dont do the nice ideas, they are crazy expensive. Well i feel ur pain and here are some really good ideas and ways to cut corners. Enjoy

Kool idea:
Bouquet of flowers
How to be a cheap ass:
Raid nieghbors lawn for flowers (Note: then get big sheet of white paper to wrap them with to make it look like u bought it)

Kool idea:
Get some colored chalk and write something nice on the sidewalk ( Note: for best effect go for a walk OR have her look down on it from a second story)
How to be a cheap ass:
Steal the chalk from class

Kool idea:
Get scented candles ... dunno why but chicks dig candles
How to be a cheap ass:
get those little tiny survivor light candles, u no the ones , there white and have that metal cup , the ones u can get like 50 for like 2 bucks, then spray ur air freshener

Kool idea:
Buy Some godiva chocolates or her favorite chocolate , along with a nice liquor( baileys irish creme, a coffee liquoer... etc u got the pix right?)
How to be a cheap ass:
Go to sees and keep on jukeing the ladies for free samples... ull eventually get enough just raid other locations =)

Kool idea:
Hide a postit note somewhere with a simple saying( Note: do may do the standard i love u, happy vday, blah blah blah u get the pix =) , OH yeah DONT put it on the REFRIGERATOR thats just retarded hahaha)
How to be a cheap ass:
Ask some one for a business card and write onthe back ur note... hey at least she got the message=)

Kool idea:
Get some nice massage oils, and give her a nice back massage, Place damp towels in crock pot to keep warm use the towels to relax her( note: put some lemon or eucliptus oil in the crock pot to give a nice soothing scent).
How to be a cheap ass:
Find your lotion... yeah u know what im talking about, microwave it for like 5 secs to warm it up and use that to do the massage, Also the towels just micro wave them too remember damp not soaking wet.

Kool idea:
Get some Nice designer jewerly
How to be a cheap ass:
Get cheap ass jewerly and put it in a really expensive looking box =)

Hopfully this gave u guys some helpful tips for valentines.
Later cheap asses

My first blog

gee today has been pretty much standard boring day, though i was thinking alot about wheter or not i should try to start up hiking again. I becoming too much of a lazy couch potato anime freak and well, its getting old. Really the only times i am at peace is when im in the wilderness and just chillin. But wutever.
i wonder when the days of nothingness will stop and ill start living life like a normal person. Till then... i dunno.
Hmm i guess i should make a list :
goal : current status

Write book : uhh half a chapter hahahaha
Write poems: uhh 2 in last year
Start hiking: NONE in last 4 years
Finish motor cycle: waiting paint, body work finished
Finish truck ( ranger): uhhhhh it runs???
Finish other truck( c-10): uhhh doesnt run but.. yeah... need to really start that
Create plan to destroy world with cybernetic pegiuns : still in devlopment stages =)
Figure out why crazy chicks just dig me: uhh yeah... i think ill have better luck with the peguins
Create new word fad to destroy the over use of "hella": this may take a while
Obtain six pack: 2 liters
Make a 90 camry into a ferrari killer: uhh camry has no testicles, must grow them from stratch
Develop martial art that uses a cripple stick as its main weapon of choice: Top secret =)
Complete the ultimate ugly stick: subjects have experienced minor unattractivness, but working results do very=)


I think thats enough for now there is some stuff u can think about